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Postby acsguitar » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:37 pm

Red Stripe wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
Madison wrote:
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Madison wrote:Daulton is nuts. :-b

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much. :-b


are the books about bowling or something?


Not in the slightest. It's a religious book, which is something the person who bought it for me didn't tell me ahead of time. :-b


OK, get this... I read the first 3 or 4 books, i don't know which; but, here's the story.

I'm catholic. In fact, you could call me a "barely practicing" catholic. OK, scratch all that, I'm agnostic. So you can imagine my predicament in college when I started dating this smokin' Baptist chick. It was crazy. I pretended I was semi-religious at least, but she kept telling me I was going to hell just for being Catholic. Seriously, she made it her personal mission to have me "accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior." Or whatever. Anyway, I kind of went along with it because I thought I could get her to put out... she wouldn't, but let me tell you, she made it worth my while enough that I was willing to stick it out. I figured I could go all the way with her, but then i was afraid she's insist we get married so make up for our sins or some sh--.... anyway. I started reading this Left Behind series to get a better idea of where her crazy Baptist-ism was coming from.

OK, so long story short... it came down to me choosing between being a Baptist like her or the highway. I picked the highway... almost specifically because I thought the left behind books were trash. And because she still wouldn't put out.

But the 6 months of Baptist BJ's made it ALLLLL worth it.

;-D ;-D


Lol great story ;-D near the end of it you should've tried some desperation act like if she puts out you'll convert to a baptist and THEN hit the highway. ;-D


You shoulda said "Hey even priests are having sex these days its cool baby"
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Postby theclefe » Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:21 am

Coppermine wrote:
Madison wrote:
acsguitar wrote:
Madison wrote:Daulton is nuts. :-b

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much. :-b


are the books about bowling or something?


Not in the slightest. It's a religious book, which is something the person who bought it for me didn't tell me ahead of time. :-b



OK, get this... I read the first 3 or 4 books, i don't know which; but, here's the story.

I'm catholic. In fact, you could call me a "barely practicing" catholic. OK, scratch all that, I'm agnostic. So you can imagine my predicament in college when I started dating this smokin' Baptist chick. It was crazy. I pretended I was semi-religious at least, but she kept telling me I was going to hell just for being Catholic. Seriously, she made it her personal mission to have me "accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior." Or whatever. Anyway, I kind of went along with it because I thought I could get her to put out... she wouldn't, but let me tell you, she made it worth my while enough that I was willing to stick it out. I figured I could go all the way with her, but then i was afraid she's insist we get married so make up for our sins or some sh--.... anyway. I started reading this Left Behind series to get a better idea of where her crazy Baptist-ism was coming from.

OK, so long story short... it came down to me choosing between being a Baptist like her or the highway. I picked the highway... almost specifically because I thought the left behind books were trash. And because she still wouldn't put out.

But the 6 months of Baptist BJ's made it ALLLLL worth it.

;-D ;-D


I wish simply reading books brought BJs.

Imagine going to a dog show with "the Pokey little puppy" in hand.

Excellent story Cu.
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Postby ironman » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:37 am

To answer the thread title...

Yes. Yes he is.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:21 pm

Well, if we're going to base our concern on the Mayan's calendar, which is based in mythology, why would we take that as more believable than the Christian mythology, in which God tells us that the descendants of Jacob will number more than the grains of sand on the seashore.

It depends entirely on which one you think is true of course, but if you give credance to the Bible, I don't think we've had enough generations since Jacob to outnumber grains of sand on the seashore.

So we probably have a little time left. ;-) :-D


* - Note: I am not pushing Christianity on you. This was a mostly humorous post. Take it with a grain of salt. Or sand, if that's your bag.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:27 pm

knapplc wrote:Well, if we're going to base our concern on the Mayan's calendar, which is based in mythology, why would we take that as more believable than the Christian mythology, in which God tells us that the descendants of Jacob will number more than the grains of sand on the seashore.

It depends entirely on which one you think is true of course, but if you give credance to the Bible, I don't think we've had enough generations since Jacob to outnumber grains of sand on the seashore.

So we probably have a little time left. ;-) :-D


* - Note: I am not pushing Christianity on you. This was a mostly humorous post. Take it with a grain of salt. Or sand, if that's your bag.


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Postby Yoda » Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:29 pm

I thought the world ended at 11:59 PM, 12/31/1999. :-? :-? :-?
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:42 pm

Yoda wrote:I thought the world ended at 11:59 PM, 12/31/1999. :-? :-? :-?


No that was when our computers were going to grow angry from the time change and melt
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:08 am

Wasn't Jacob gay?
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:28 pm

Coppermine wrote:Wasn't Jacob gay?


No but his ladder was hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:15 pm

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Coppermine wrote:Wasn't Jacob gay?


No but his ladder was hahahahahahahahahahahahahah


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