Darren Daulton = Insane?

[acsguitar]

You guys better hurry up and repent... unless you want to be Left Behind

UGH! Just proves that bad writing, meiocre storytelling and good, wholesome, Christian marketing can turn a horrible series of books into super best sellers. The people who read that garbage are the ones who think Harry Potter books should be banned...

"No, I don't care if millions of children are reading again, it's EVIL!!! Now kids, read this garbage..." <hands child copy of Tribulation Force, child cries>

Dude burning books wasn't ever done by anyone that didn't have good intentions

[Red Stripe]

Ya it does remind of that cultish Left Behind series written by those crazy Southern Baptists

[Thursday]

Ya it does remind of that cultish Left Behind series written by those crazy Southern Baptists

Funny you mention those... I actually read those and enjoyed them. I just treated it as a fun story, tho.

[Madison]

Daulton is nuts.

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much.

[acsguitar]

Daulton is nuts.

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much.

are the books about bowling or something?

[Madison]

Daulton is nuts.

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much.

are the books about bowling or something?

Not in the slightest. It's a religious book, which is something the person who bought it for me didn't tell me ahead of time.

[Coppermine]

Daulton is nuts.

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much.

are the books about bowling or something?

Not in the slightest. It's a religious book, which is something the person who bought it for me didn't tell me ahead of time.

OK, get this... I read the first 3 or 4 books, i don't know which; but, here's the story.

I'm catholic. In fact, you could call me a "barely practicing" catholic. OK, scratch all that, I'm agnostic. So you can imagine my predicament in college when I started dating this smokin' Baptist chick. It was crazy. I pretended I was semi-religious at least, but she kept telling me I was going to hell just for being Catholic. Seriously, she made it her personal mission to have me "accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior." Or whatever. Anyway, I kind of went along with it because I thought I could get her to put out... she wouldn't, but let me tell you, she made it worth my while enough that I was willing to stick it out. I figured I could go all the way with her, but then i was afraid she's insist we get married so make up for our sins or some sh--.... anyway. I started reading this Left Behind series to get a better idea of where her crazy Baptist-ism was coming from.

OK, so long story short... it came down to me choosing between being a Baptist like her or the highway. I picked the highway... almost specifically because I thought the left behind books were trash. And because she still wouldn't put out.

But the 6 months of Baptist BJ's made it ALLLLL worth it.

[acsguitar]

Daulton is nuts.

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much.

are the books about bowling or something?

Not in the slightest. It's a religious book, which is something the person who bought it for me didn't tell me ahead of time.

OK, get this... I read the first 3 or 4 books, i don't know which; but, here's the story.

I'm catholic. In fact, you could call me a "barely practicing" catholic. OK, scratch all that, I'm agnostic. So you can imagine my predicament in college when I started dating this smokin' Baptist chick. It was crazy. I pretended I was semi-religious at least, but she kept telling me I was going to hell just for being Catholic. Seriously, she made it her personal mission to have me "accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior." Or whatever. Anyway, I kind of went along with it because I thought I could get her to put out... she wouldn't, but let me tell you, she made it worth my while enough that I was willing to stick it out. I figured I could go all the way with her, but then i was afraid she's insist we get married so make up for our sins or some sh--.... anyway. I started reading this Left Behind series to get a better idea of where her crazy Baptist-ism was coming from.

OK, so long story short... it came down to me choosing between being a Baptist like her or the highway. I picked the highway... almost specifically because I thought the left behind books were trash. And because she still wouldn't put out.

But the 6 months of Baptist BJ's made it ALLLLL worth it.

hahahaha...Awesome...anyways i'd recommend your remove the derogatory references to baptists before you cause an explosion. But other then that that was hilarious

[Madison]

Daulton is nuts.

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much.

are the books about bowling or something?

Not in the slightest. It's a religious book, which is something the person who bought it for me didn't tell me ahead of time.

OK, get this... I read the first 3 or 4 books, i don't know which; but, here's the story.

I'm catholic. In fact, you could call me a "barely practicing" catholic. OK, scratch all that, I'm agnostic. So you can imagine my predicament in college when I started dating this smokin' Baptist chick. It was crazy. I pretended I was semi-religious at least, but she kept telling me I was going to hell just for being Catholic. Seriously, she made it her personal mission to have me "accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior." Or whatever. Anyway, I kind of went along with it because I thought I could get her to put out... she wouldn't, but let me tell you, she made it worth my while enough that I was willing to stick it out. I figured I could go all the way with her, but then i was afraid she's insist we get married so make up for our sins or some sh--.... anyway. I started reading this Left Behind series to get a better idea of where her crazy Baptist-ism was coming from.

OK, so long story short... it came down to me choosing between being a Baptist like her or the highway. I picked the highway... almost specifically because I thought the left behind books were trash. And because she still wouldn't put out.

But the 6 months of Baptist BJ's made it ALLLLL worth it.

Now that's a great story.

I actually read book 1 of my own free will.

[Red Stripe]

Daulton is nuts.

I read the first book in the Left Behind series and thought the storyline was interesting. Someone bought it for me as a gift, but I just couldn't see paying out $16.99 X 10 more books or so, to finish the series. I thought the first book was ok, but I didn't like it that much.

are the books about bowling or something?

Not in the slightest. It's a religious book, which is something the person who bought it for me didn't tell me ahead of time.

OK, get this... I read the first 3 or 4 books, i don't know which; but, here's the story.

I'm catholic. In fact, you could call me a "barely practicing" catholic. OK, scratch all that, I'm agnostic. So you can imagine my predicament in college when I started dating this smokin' Baptist chick. It was crazy. I pretended I was semi-religious at least, but she kept telling me I was going to hell just for being Catholic. Seriously, she made it her personal mission to have me "accept Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior." Or whatever. Anyway, I kind of went along with it because I thought I could get her to put out... she wouldn't, but let me tell you, she made it worth my while enough that I was willing to stick it out. I figured I could go all the way with her, but then i was afraid she's insist we get married so make up for our sins or some sh--.... anyway. I started reading this Left Behind series to get a better idea of where her crazy Baptist-ism was coming from.

OK, so long story short... it came down to me choosing between being a Baptist like her or the highway. I picked the highway... almost specifically because I thought the left behind books were trash. And because she still wouldn't put out.

But the 6 months of Baptist BJ's made it ALLLLL worth it.

Lol great story near the end of it you should've tried some desperation act like if she puts out you'll convert to a baptist and THEN hit the highway.