I cringe real badly when I see that type of stuff. Like when the guy on jackass falls with a lead pipe between his legs, I automatically press my legs together because I can't even imagine that sort of pain.
Hope you get better buddy (well I know you will eventually, just mean sooner rather then later), enjoy the baseball, and the wife.
Sean Tracey has my apologies, we all know Ozzie Guillen is an idiot. I'm rooting for you!