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Postby acsguitar » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:37 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:
theclefe wrote:
I would have paid that much for a bj at 17. I do agree that he should have focussed his attack more. Several strategically given dozens would have been better.


What a hilarious comment. :-b

900 friggin dollars for a little oral?? You must have been a desperate little boy.

I agree though, he should have focused his attack a little better. He should have walked up to a cheerleader and given her the $900 cash and said- "how bout a bj baby". :-D


Yea that woulda been a good plan... Find a girl who is addicted to coke then offer her that money. She'd definitly take it

anyways now that everyone thinks i'm an evil degenerate I'll go over here now :*)
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:05 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:I gotta say I don't think he's getting any from this. It just reeks of desperation.

He would have been better off targeting just a few girls and giving them like 100 roses each. At least then they'd feel special in some way. With every girl in school getting a rose, none of them is any better than any of the others. And we all know girls need to feel special at all times.


do you know some girls that NEVER gets any flowers?

Maybe it's not desperation. It's just being nice.....



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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:50 pm

He's a Junior. Maybe next year he wants to run for Senior Class President. Maybe he's just trying to buy some votes. :-?

Seriously though, I'm sure this made at least 1 girl's day.
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