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Postby HiddenIdentity » Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:10 pm

A kid did this in our school once in order to get a date for the prom. Not one girl agreed to go with him. Feel kinda bad for the kid.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Wed Feb 15, 2006 6:16 pm

What a waste of perfectly good money.
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Postby Madison » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:17 am

I always bought roses for the chick I was currently with on Valentine's Day. Had them delivered to the school, and made sure the assortment was huge. What a blast that was. :-D



I doubt this kid gets overly popular or anything, but I bet he got more attention from chicks than he ever had before.
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Postby Fireball Express » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:54 am

Coppermine wrote:
acsguitar wrote:But seriously if he can get one bj out of it or see like 20 boobs don't you think it was worth it don't you!

For a second I thought this post was gonna be knappie roasting me for nationstates agani fewwwww


If he sees 20 boobs, it was worth twice as much... but the sad part though is that I don't think he'll get anything out of it except "there's that sweet, dorky kid who sent all of us the roses."


Whoa, whoa slow down one minute. 1 bj worth $900? 20 boobs worth $900? You guys overvalue bjs and boobs. You can get a lot more than that for $900.
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:34 am

Fireball Express wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
acsguitar wrote:But seriously if he can get one bj out of it or see like 20 boobs don't you think it was worth it don't you!

For a second I thought this post was gonna be knappie roasting me for nationstates agani fewwwww


If he sees 20 boobs, it was worth twice as much... but the sad part though is that I don't think he'll get anything out of it except "there's that sweet, dorky kid who sent all of us the roses."


Whoa, whoa slow down one minute. 1 bj worth $900? 20 boobs worth $900? You guys overvalue bjs and boobs. You can get a lot more than that for $900.

Including various STDs. :-D
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Postby theclefe » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:21 am

Fireball Express wrote:
Coppermine wrote:
acsguitar wrote:But seriously if he can get one bj out of it or see like 20 boobs don't you think it was worth it don't you!

For a second I thought this post was gonna be knappie roasting me for nationstates agani fewwwww


If he sees 20 boobs, it was worth twice as much... but the sad part though is that I don't think he'll get anything out of it except "there's that sweet, dorky kid who sent all of us the roses."


Whoa, whoa slow down one minute. 1 bj worth $900? 20 boobs worth $900? You guys overvalue bjs and boobs. You can get a lot more than that for $900.


I would have paid that much for a bj at 17. I do agree that he should have focussed his attack more. Several strategically given dozens would have been better.
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Postby knapplc » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:55 am

theclefe wrote:I would have paid that much for a bj at 17. I do agree that he should have focussed his attack more. Several strategically given dozens would have been better.


Agreed. Spreading it around like that diffuses its effectiveness. Focus on only about a dozen women, narrow that down to two or three, then select ONE that is "available," and you'd have $700 or so left to spend on her.

That would be much more economical, and a much better ROI! ;-D
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Postby Laean » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:05 pm

hopefully he wasn't trying to get anything out of it, and it really was just a genuinely nice gesture for those girls who might not get any valentines gifts otherwise. if it really was for a bj/boobs/date/etc, then i agree with everyone that this wasn't a very efficient way to go.
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:56 pm

theclefe wrote:
I would have paid that much for a bj at 17. I do agree that he should have focussed his attack more. Several strategically given dozens would have been better.


What a hilarious comment. :-b

900 friggin dollars for a little oral?? You must have been a desperate little boy.

I agree though, he should have focused his attack a little better. He should have walked up to a cheerleader and given her the $900 cash and said- "how bout a bj baby". :-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:09 pm

i gotta agree. $900 would be better spent on a fake ID, trip to the T-bar and a hooker or two
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