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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:44 pm

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10,

who were excessively mischievous.

They were always getting into trouble

and their parents knew that,

if any mischief occurred in their town,



their sons were probably involved.


The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town

had been successful disciplining children,

so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning,

with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice,

sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,

"Where is God?".

The boy's mouth dropped open,

but he made no response,

sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God!?"



Again the boy made no attempt to answer.


So the clergyman raised his voice even more

and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

"WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room,

ran directly home and dove into his closet,

slamming the door behind him.

When the older brother found him in the closet,

he asked, "WHAT HAPPENED?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,

"We are in BIG trouble this time, dude.

God is missing -

and they think WE did it!"
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Postby chadlincoln » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:45 pm

Nice ;-D
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Postby The Thrill » Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:06 pm

:-b Cute. ;-D
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Postby theclefe » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:35 pm

That was not where I thought the joke was going. thank goodness.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:06 pm

nice ;-D
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Postby DevilDriver » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:17 pm

theclefe wrote:That was not where I thought the joke was going. thank goodness.


Yeah me too - I thought it would be another child molestation :-b
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Postby Spiegs1106 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:44 pm

good one :-° I like how you spaced the lines...made it very suspensful.... ;-D
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Postby knapplc » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:29 pm

Funny! ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:42 pm

Good stuff, good stuff.
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Postby RyanK » Tue Feb 14, 2006 12:06 am

good joke i need a laugh pretty bad right now
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