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[bigh0rt]

I'm sure I have #4, although I haven't checked. I refer to you guys in my head like "Amazinz said this guy won't K as many guys as last year" but I don't think its ever come up in speech.

* I have no idea how how to pronounce wrveres, I won't even try.

Who has the most hits as a switch hitter over the last 3 seasons?
Who has grounded into the fewest double plays over the past 3 seasons?
Who has the most holds by a soutpaw over the past 2 seasons?
Who has the highest ISO over the past 3 seasons?
Who has the most SB over the past 3 seasons?

Gameday ritual is really wierd and overly complicated (I did football), but I'll try to crack these off the top of my head.

1.Berkman
2.Vizquel
3.Cotts
4. ISO? Should I know what this is?
5. Podsednik

Yes, and you should also know: JIM EDMONDS has the highest Isolated Power Rating (ISO) over the past 3 seasons, making him the Xth* ranked 5 hold hitter at gamedayritual.com!

* I forget what rank, but it was like 4th or 5th or something IIRC.

Vizquel has the most sacrafice hits...

I believe fewest DP was Ichiro.

[Simulacrum]

Same with my fiance, except to her it's, "that gay baseball crap thing you do", which, consequently, along with fantasy football, paid for her Valentines Day present

My fiance says almost the exact same stuff. But I don't hassle her about her Sex in the City or any of that girly crap so we don't typically have a problem.

I saw someone post that fantasy baseball is kind of like dungeons and dragons for baseball junkies. Sounds about right to me.

Ah, Dungeons and Dragons... I never played but it sounded so cool. I always wanted to say stuff like- Your dragon fire melts my ice, black wizard. And then, my elf shoots you in the ass with an arrow.

[Mookie4ever]

You know that you're spending too much time here when stuff like this chokes you up.

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... p?t=168966

[acsguitar]

Same with my fiance, except to her it's, "that gay baseball crap thing you do", which, consequently, along with fantasy football, paid for her Valentines Day present

My fiance says almost the exact same stuff. But I don't hassle her about her Sex in the City or any of that girly crap so we don't typically have a problem.

I saw someone post that fantasy baseball is kind of like dungeons and dragons for baseball junkies. Sounds about right to me.

Ah, Dungeons and Dragons... I never played but it sounded so cool. I always wanted to say stuff like- Your dragon fire melts my ice, black wizard. And then, my elf shoots you in the ass with an arrow.

I played DnD when I was like 7 ... it was fun at the time

[Tavish]

You know that you're spending too much time here when stuff like this chokes you up.

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... p?t=168966

Or when you read that thread (or any thread with a post by ZIG) and wonder "How long until someone brings up Johan Santana?"

[Mookie4ever]

You know that you're spending too much time here when stuff like this chokes you up.

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... p?t=168966

Or when you read that thread (or any thread with a post by ZIG) and wonder "How long until someone brings up Johan Santana?"

Santana sucks. Vastly overrated.

[Zito is God]

You know that you're spending too much time here when stuff like this chokes you up.

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/foru ... p?t=168966

Or when you read that thread (or any thread with a post by ZIG) and wonder "How long until someone brings up Johan Santana?"

Santana sucks. Vastly overrated.

I'm glad you finally see things my way...

[Mookie4ever]

Does anyone talk about themselves in the third person using their screen-name?













anyone?






Mookie doesn't either.

[Coppermine]

Here's a sign... everyone's wasting their time here instead of discussion the "coolest letter."

Aside from that, Coppermine never talk in third person.