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MY CAREER IS IN YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Postby rich101682 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:59 am

HELP!!!!

I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!

For those of you who may not know, I recently moved out to LA to become the first cafe member to become a famous movie star.

How would you (yes, YOU!) like to get me into a movie?

Here's the deal: I auditioned for this movie a few weeks ago where they taped us introducing ourselves, and giving our best terrified scream (it was a horror movie after all) among other things. They took all of the people that auditioned and put them up online. Voting opened up and the 1 guy and the 1 girl that get the most votes by the end of the month get parts in the movie. After that, the casting will be done by actual casting directors, but the two winners are automatically in.

Here's where I need you:

The only way you can vote is by text message. Each time you vote, it costs a buck (that's so people don't vote for themselves thousands of times). Here's how you do it:

1. I am #63. To vote for me, text "#63" or "Screamer 63" or something with that number to "2333".
2. You'll get a text message back that asks if you are sure you want to vote. All you have to do is reply with a "Y".
3. Watch me become rich and famous.

See? It's that simple! All it costs you to vote for me is a buck and 2 text messages. Vote for me! Vote 5 times! Vote 20! I need all the help I can! Instead of going out and buying one last beer at the bar, vote for me a few times! PLEASE HELP OUT BECAUSE THIS WOULD BE GREAT!!!!!

Thank you.

And if you want to see my video, you can go here: http://www.deadgirlsclub.com/vote2.html (I'm on page 7)
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Re: MY CAREER IS IN YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Postby JTWood » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:01 am

I suck. Never mind.

Bad JT!

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Postby hybrid » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:19 am

The "worst post ever" image is getting a work out this week.

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Postby Yoda » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:03 am

WTF?
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Postby logan » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:08 am

ummmmm nah
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Postby knapplc » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:40 am

You're soliciting Cafe members? Isn't that against some rule or other? Good luck getting into the movies and all, but I'll go buy some coffee with my buck.
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Postby dream_017 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:25 pm

If you give me 2 bucks I will vote for you
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:31 pm

knapplc wrote:You're soliciting Cafe members? Isn't that against some rule or other? Good luck getting into the movies and all, but I'll go buy some coffee with my buck.


And I'll take that last beer at the bar. :-b

You're screamer #63? As in there are 62 screamers ahead of you?? I just don't have the money to throw away like that. Besides, if your scream is the best you should win anyway. ;-D

No one's actually going to listen to all 63+ of these screams. The winner is going to be the one who sinks the most money or convinces others to sink the most money into this text message thing. So you're going to have to turn tricks or find an older sugar mama if you want to make this happen, Richy.
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:53 pm

This is dumb.

I mean, I could go into the entire economic principle of marginal utility and how a dollar spent on a silly text message to vote for "who has the best scream" would be put to use better on a cup of coffee or a scratch-off lottery ticket.

Instead I'll just say that I have a very strong principle against voting for anything via "cell phone text message" and that this entire scream competition is a ploy to make money based on people looking silly. It's like paying a dollar a day for that stupid joke text message they advertise on TV.

Ah, I must say that I have officially outgrown the MTV generation and that the gap myself and those who watch MTV, write a Xanga and speak online with a total disregard for the English language is growing exponentially.
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:57 pm

hybrid wrote:The "worst post ever" image is getting a work out this week.

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Truly my greatest contribution to the cafe. wow my gimp skills are awesome! ;-D

Notice how I put a black "Cartoon like box in there" and then words!

I am so awesome...hopefully I will be famous for this one day!
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