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Postby kentx12 » Tue Feb 07, 2006 7:51 am

Sex After Death


A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.


After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he
made contact,


"Mary . . Mary. "


"Is that you, Fred?"


"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."


"What's it like?"


"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all
afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at
night. The next day it starts again."


"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."


"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Feb 07, 2006 3:31 pm

Very nice. :-b
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Postby knapplc » Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:01 pm

I like it! ;-D

Of course, if this was the woman coming back from the dead she'd say she was in hell. But women are weird.
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:43 pm

Kent posting a golf joke? What a surprise.... :-b

Nice one! ;-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:52 pm

;-D i like
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Feb 07, 2006 8:30 pm

We do have great golf courses here.. perfect for having sex on ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:11 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:We do have great golf courses here.. perfect for having sex on ;-D


:-b

They've been designed well then I see.
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Postby The Thrill » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:52 pm

LOL! :-b
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Postby acsguitar » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:55 pm

That was pretty good...do rabbits do it alot or something
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