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by **bronxxbomber** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:23 pm

RyanK wrote:
1337_Dude wrote:
acsguitar wrote:21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.

And 100% of men feel the same thing about fat chicks

I thought the same thing...

fat chicks
fat chicks who think theyre hot and wear tight clothing

That's the worst man :-t

by **Tavish** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:14 pm

You know what I really need to know about women Maxim?

How they look in a bikini.

Sounds like that issue needs less words and more hot chicks.

by **pokerplaya** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:17 pm

Wow...# 21 is unreal.... 8-o

by **Half Massed** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:27 pm

Tavish wrote:Sounds like that issue needs less words and more hot chicks.

How many things could be solved if we just went with this method?

by **LooseCannon** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:34 pm

38. Let her beat you at something once in a while—poker, chess, Ping-Pong—and she’ll be more likely to give you what you want, like some peace and quiet.

Very painful to lose sometimes, but you prety much have to do it.. ;-)

by **Biguns** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:52 pm

22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

SO WHICH IS IT 60% OR EVERYTIME? :-[

by **tuff_gong** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:25 pm

hahaha very good read.

I have a friend who could do himself some good by reading #94...

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

by **The_Met_Threat** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:26 pm

Biguns wrote:22. If you want more sex, tell your girl an attractive woman hit on you that day. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

SO WHICH IS IT 60% OR EVERYTIME?

Its a joke. 60 Percent of the time it works perfectly.

by **Phatferd** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 10:51 pm

tuff_gong wrote:hahaha very good read.

I have a friend who could do himself some good by reading #94...

94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.

Either that or she's a slut and does all their boyfriends, so none of the girls like her.

by **Art Vandelay** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 2:51 am

1337_Dude wrote:
acsguitar wrote:21. More than half of surveyed females between 18 and 25 would prefer to be run over by a truck than be fat.

And 100% of men feel the same thing about fat chicks

I thought the same thing...

I realize you guys are probably joking, and you may even think you're funny. But jesus christ...you're both idiots.

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