Design me a Superhero

[curious_george_43545]

For this speech class I am in I need to create my own superhero. He needs to have atleast 1 superpower and have an arch nemesis. I can't think of any good superheros. Help? By the way my Speech Teacher is SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HOT.

[HiddenIdentity]

CupMan.
He can increase the size of any woman's breasts.
His nemesis is Uncle Rico and his Bust Must Plus+.

[1337_Dude]

Hero - Captain Obvious - He knows everything, but can only ever point out things that are obvious to everyone. Is a master at flailing both offensivley and deffensivley.

Villan - Doctor Concussion - The power to precisely throw blunt objects at people's heads causing a nasty concussion.

[baseball6791]

Hero - Monkey boy - ability to easily seduce very hot speech teachers

Villan - Dr. Curiosity - Often distracts monkey boy from his objective with shiny metallic objects and/or bananas

[RugbyD]

Hero - Captain Obvious

Plagiarism of the cartoon strip Non Sequitor

[LooseCannon]

Hero - Captain Obvious

Plagiarism of the cartoon strip Non Sequitor

Or more like plagarism of Captain Obvious.. from the commercial

how about:

FantasyFlyer: Knows who's going to breakout every year

ENEMY: LBJackal: Makes horrible picks consistently..

[Red Stripe]

Hero- SpamMan- Gives you 100$ every once in a while, increases your penis size, gets you free screensavers and smileys, knows all the good porn and online casino sites, will consolidate your debt, etc.

Villain- Firewall- Has the power to stop SpamMan but he viciously wastes a lot of space on your computer and makes it slower

[go_jays_go]

Hero - ACS - Looks out for women all across the world, while looking at their clevage.

Villain - Dr. Clothing - Supplies clothing for women across the world so ACS cannot see the women bare.

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[LooseCannon]

Hero- SpamMan- Gives you 100$ every once in a while, increases your penis size, gets you free screensavers and smileys, knows all the good porn and online casino sites, will consolidate your debt, etc.

Villain- Firewall- Has the power to stop SpamMan but he viciously wastes a lot of space on your computer and makes it slower

I like

[RyanK]

Hero- SpamMan- Gives you 100$ every once in a while, increases your penis size, gets you free screensavers and smileys, knows all the good porn and online casino sites, will consolidate your debt, etc.

Villain- Firewall- Has the power to stop SpamMan but he viciously wastes a lot of space on your computer and makes it slower

I like

i second that idea