So my favorite thing ever is being the computer Nazi at work. I go into this machine and its jacked up with tons of crap, spyware, toolbars, outlook addins etc...
So I lock the person out and erase all their crap that they love so much and make it so they don't have admin rights anymore..
God this is the best part of my job outside of cleaning PRON off of the computer!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment