I just wrote her this
I represent http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com
. We think you are hot and awesome and should join our site. My nickname at the site is acsguitar. Would you please register and join us in the Fantasy Baseball General Forums. We'd love for you to be our official spokes woman for the cafe. I think if you saw our dedication to baseball you would love the site and want to be the spokeswoman.
Careful, I can see Arlo or Menyak getting an email from her about the Cafe' having a member who's stalking her. Lol.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....