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Postby Phatferd » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:23 pm

Coppermine wrote:He said he didn't, someone brought it into work.

Personally, the only time I'll ever even consider going to Wal Mart is only when a Nascar race is on; that's the only time it's empty.


He described the smell of walking into Wal-Mart, therefore, he has been there.
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Postby mocabeenow » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:37 pm

maybe they should use this for the emblem on the donut box

:-P

instead of the commonly known

:-)

Rollback this!
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Postby RugbyD » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:43 pm

Wal-Mart is good for America, except for the donut-eaters at least.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:44 pm

Phatferd wrote:
Coppermine wrote:He said he didn't, someone brought it into work.

Personally, the only time I'll ever even consider going to Wal Mart is only when a Nascar race is on; that's the only time it's empty.


He described the smell of walking into Wal-Mart, therefore, he has been there.


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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:47 pm

acsguitar wrote: you know that smell when you walk into walmart. If you don't know the smell its a mix between moth balls, old people, and helpless despair. Thats what this donut tasted like.


ILL :-t


That's exactly what Wal-Mart smells like to me- Despair. You'll never see more sad, broken-down, decrepit people than you see wandering around a Wal-Mart.

I'm all Target, baby. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:49 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:
acsguitar wrote: you know that smell when you walk into walmart. If you don't know the smell its a mix between moth balls, old people, and helpless despair. Thats what this donut tasted like.


ILL :-t


That's exactly what Wal-Mart smells like to me- Despair. You'll never see more sad, broken-down, decrepit people than you see wandering around a Wal-Mart.

I'm all Target, baby. ;-D


hahah Target has the same smell!
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:25 pm

No way... Target's much more upscale! And I'll bet they have great donuts. ;-D

No wrinkley old men wearing shopping bags there either.
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:25 pm

_Simulacrum_ wrote:No way... Target's much more upscale! And I'll bet they have great donuts. ;-D

No wrinkley old men wearing shopping bags there either.


i think target has Crispy Cream donuts so yea they are better
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Postby Simulacrum » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:27 pm

And Starbucks too.
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Postby Phatferd » Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:34 pm

I didn't even know Wal-Mart or Target had donuts.

Speaking of cheap donutes, my dad used to work for Wonder Bread/Hostess and we would get free hostess treats. It only made me a fatass, but I thought it was cool.

Now he works for Orowheat and it helps me eat healthier.
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