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Postby Mugwump » Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:47 pm

You wake up in the middle of the night to check your league message board.
I was in Los Angeles, and the team was playing in San Diego, but I didn't know it. I had taken LSD at noon. I thought it was an off-day. At 1pm, my girlfriend and trip partner looked at the paper and said, "Dock, you're pitching today!"
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Postby The_Met_Threat » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:15 pm

When someone mentions the songs Enter Sandman or Hells Bells, the first thing that comes to mind is not Metallica or AC/DC but Mariano Rivera and Trevor Hoffman.
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:15 pm

phillibuster wrote:1. You start calling your friends and relatives by their fantasy team name.
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This one is so true. I have never used a first name for half the guys in my main league.
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Postby OhMrScottyTrav06 » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:31 pm

You'd rather play fantasy baseball professionally than continue on with your education.

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Postby brandnew » Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:18 am

OhMrScottyTrav06 wrote:You'd rather play fantasy baseball professionally than continue on with your education.

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8-o Does such a profession exist?!
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Postby AcidRock23 » Sun Jan 22, 2006 6:57 pm

When the BBC news, which we use for our homepage, popped up, the scrolling headline about the election in Portugal said "Anibal Cavaco Silva" which my brain edited to 'why is Carlos Silva on the BBC?'
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Postby ratts » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:49 pm

Minor League Skilz wrote:
phillibuster wrote:1. You start calling your friends and relatives by their fantasy team name.
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This one is so true. I have never used a first name for half the guys in my main league.


when you think of yourself as your fantasy team name! ..... ratts forgot his name sometimes in late august of last year .... so now i'm just ........ the ratts!
i shall become enlightened for the sake of all living things ...... aiko aiko
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Postby wrveres » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:55 pm

Mugwump wrote:You wake up in the middle of the night to check your league message board.


In December!!! :-o
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Postby phillibuster » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:59 pm

Your trade negotiations are akin to the time, effort, and complexity that resulted in the Treaty of Versailles.
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Postby demoicurn » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:56 pm

your reading this...
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