Funny stuff there! Just one of many funny ones:
79. Occasionally bring a real gift-you're getting sex without having to buy dinner, you can afford a blender.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....