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Postby stevethumb » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:38 pm

moises alou -------urologist
derek lowe -------marriage counselor
ugueth urbina -----executioner
alex rodriquez ----politician
carl everett -------astronomer or paleontologist
eric milton --------bomb specialist
nomar -------------soccer dad
ryan freel ---------rodeo clown
julian tavarez -----scarecrow
johnny damon ----village idiot
eric gagne --------fireman

got any others ?
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Postby Red Stripe » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:56 pm

Derek Jeter- Gay cowboy
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:19 pm

Red Stripe wrote:Derek Jeter- Gay cowboy


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Postby bigh0rt » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:30 pm

Kenny Rogers - papparazzi photographer
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Postby baseball6791 » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:21 pm

stevethumb wrote:moises alou -------urologist
derek lowe -------marriage counselor
ugueth urbina -----executioner
alex rodriquez ----politician
carl everett -------astronomer or paleontologist
eric milton --------bomb specialist
nomar -------------soccer dad
ryan freel ---------rodeo clown
julian tavarez -----scarecrow
johnny damon ----village idiot
eric gagne --------fireman

got any others ?


LMAO that was a good one :-b So was the Jeter one ;-D ;-D ;-D
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Postby BaseballFann0008 » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:10 pm

Barry Bonds - Bowflex Spokesman

he got that way only 20 minutes a day, 3 times a week :-D
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Postby Phatferd » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:27 pm

Sammy Sosa - Wine Bottler
AJ Pierzynski - Umpire
Jeff Kent - Porn Star
Lenny Harris - Quality Control for a bench manufacturing company
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Postby baseball6791 » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:29 pm

Phatferd wrote:Sammy Sosa - Wine Bottler
AJ Pierzynski - Umpire
Jeff Kent - Porn Star
Lenny Harris - Quality Control for a bench manufacturing company


I think hoodhunters would be a good fit for him :-b :-B
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Postby da1chipo » Sun Jan 15, 2006 5:41 pm

Milton Bradley - President of the NAACP
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Postby Red Stripe » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:45 pm

Miguel Tejada- Proctologist
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