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Postby Phatferd » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:37 pm

WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. -- A man who bit off part of his girlfriend's face and spit it out on the sidewalk was convicted of assault.

Gareth Whyte's lawyer contended prosecutors could not prove his girlfriend was seriously injured or disfigured. But the prosecutor argued Whyte should not get a break just because the woman had a talented plastic surgeon.

"I'll agree the defendant is not guilty when he can put this back," said prosecutor Heide Mason, holding up a jar containing the girlfriend's flesh.

Whyte, 27, was found guilty Thursday and could get up to 25 years in prison when he is sentenced March 1.

During a fight last Mother's Day, he bit the left side of Dorothy Pritchett's face, through skin, nerves, fat and muscle, exposing a gaping hole below her eye, prosecutors said.

Pritchett testified that Whyte had bitten her once before, complaining that her clothes were too sexy.
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Postby BaseballFann0008 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:02 pm

8-o
Hot Chick Draft:
1.01: Scarlett Johansson
2.12: Mila Kunis
3.01: Malin Akerman
4.12: Britney Spears
5.01: Jessica Simpson
6.12: Penelope Cruz
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Postby Dolfin99 » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:04 pm

That is just wrong.....question is, will she stay with him like a lot of women do <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
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Postby Bricklayer » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:10 pm

"Pritchett testified that Whyte had bitten her once before, complaining that her clothes were too sexy."

I'd say yes...
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Postby da1chipo » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:18 pm

:-P That's nasty.
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Postby Pedantic » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:22 pm

It's a good thing I've got an empty stomach. %-6
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:52 pm

da1chipo wrote::-P That's nasty.



My thoughts exactly :-P
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:29 pm

... .. :-P
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Postby Red Stripe » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:53 pm

LMAO, I find this hilarious, hahahaha :-b ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jan 17, 2006 3:27 pm

What a wannabee canibal
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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