Chuck Norris facts

[speedy27]

here's some interesting Chuck Norris finds:

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http://weakgame.com/showframe.php?url=h ... the%20Call

[theclefe]

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

That is great.

[CC]

My favorite is:

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

[go_jays_go]

Excuse me while I hurl.

[BaseballFann0008]

[acsguitar]

Dude Chuck is weak



But Vin geez don't get me started, Did you know?


Vin Diesel created Earth as an expansion pack to Command & Conquer.

[Red Stripe]

Dude Chuck is weak



But Vin geez don't get me started, Did you know?


Vin Diesel created Earth as an expansion pack to Command & Conquer.

A Man Apart was on TV yesterday, Vin was so weak in that movie and he only beat up that bad guys and it was all an act, Chuck would've beat up everybody on the set even the extras.

[Coppermine]

Dude Chuck is weak



But Vin geez don't get me started, Did you know?


Vin Diesel created Earth as an expansion pack to Command & Conquer.

A Man Apart was on TV yesterday, Vin was so weak in that movie and he only beat up that bad guys and it was all an act, Chuck would've beat up everybody on the set even the extras.

I think it was on USA, I saw the promo for it, it was great.

Apparently USA has enough of a sense of humor to promote "A Man Apart" for the absurd, mindless action flick it is. The promo goes:

"You just had to go ahead and kill Vin Deisel's wife and kids, didn't you?"

Then it shows him blowing up a car with a single shot from a pump-action shotgun, and the voiceover goes "Now see what you've done?"

It was hilarious.

[acsguitar]

Dude Chuck is weak



But Vin geez don't get me started, Did you know?


Vin Diesel created Earth as an expansion pack to Command & Conquer.

A Man Apart was on TV yesterday, Vin was so weak in that movie and he only beat up that bad guys and it was all an act, Chuck would've beat up everybody on the set even the extras.

I think it was on USA, I saw the promo for it, it was great.

Apparently USA has enough of a sense of humor to promote "A Man Apart" for the absurd, mindless action flick it is. The promo goes:

"You just had to go ahead and kill Vin Deisel's wife and kids, didn't you?"

Then it shows him blowing up a car with a single shot from a pump-action shotgun, and the voiceover goes "Now see what you've done?"

It was hilarious.

No way did it really say that!

Thats awesome

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