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by **Minor League Skilz** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:25 am

Here is the offical CHuck Norris response to those so called "Chuck Norris facts" on the Internet.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

He is just being modest. These facts are all true. I think Chuck Norris taught Ghandi how to be humble.

Some of my favorites --

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

by **Coppermine** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:50 am

His autobiography is called "Against All Odds?" That's real original, what odds were he againt? Beard discrimination?

by **ironman** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:32 pm

Coppermine wrote:His autobiography is called "Against All Odds?" That's real original, what odds were he againt? Beard discrimination?

Discrimination for being a "Ginger". :-D

Smart move on his part releasing that statement. His stupid books couldn't have received greater publicity than that!

by **knapplc** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:33 pm

This just proves that he is a self-obsessed chump. I love the "facts" about him - they're so pompous, and completely in keeping with his real self-image.