TheYanks04 wrote:They could call it McRoids.
Serve nothing but steroid enhanced poultry and meat.
Slogan: "Why go natural when chemically enhanced is so much better?"
-Sosa burgers served in an all cork container.
-Raffy Value meals which come with a a Jolt Cola, Fries and a free sample of Viagra.
-Boone happy meals which come with a free set of muscle-bound Smurf action figures for the kids.
-an all you can eat Bond's Buffet which includes a Bond's action figure for the kids which has its head inflate when he takes his vitamins (sold separately).
That's actually quite funny, because the only time I've ever seen Boone off the playing field was at a Jack in the Box after the Mariners were ousted from the playoffs several years ago.
Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild.