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Postby Madison » Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:55 am

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Smith? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, that's the one."

"That's a shame! I spent a small fortune on that bird What did he die
from?"

"From eating rotten meat."

"Rotten meat? Who fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody senor. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Mr. Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the
water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at the house! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the...!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!! What was the
candle for?"


"For the funeral."

"WHAT FUNERAL?!"

"Your wife's. She showed up last night out of the blue and I thought
she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver."

SILENCE....................










































"Ernesto, if you broke that driver you're fired!"


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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:00 am

:-b

I'm sure that Kent will appreciate that one.
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:26 am

LOL. ;-D

good one. :-D
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Postby chadlincoln » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:57 am

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Postby prodpaul » Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:59 am

:-D :-D
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Postby bigken117 » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:21 am

nice one ;-D
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Postby WickedSmaat » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:50 am

;-D :,-(
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Postby Shadow of the Sun* » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:38 pm

HAHA. Thats a good one. :-b
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Postby Webster11 » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:50 pm

:-D ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:15 pm

Awesome! ;-D
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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