Benson to Arlington rumor?

[TheYanks04]

Wow, this would just about make him as worthless as a Coors pitcher in fantasy leagues.

Newsday says the Mets and Rangers are discussing a deal sending Kris Benson to Texas for Laynce Nix and Juan Dominguez.
The Mets wouldn't seem to have a lot of use for either, but those two are still worth quite a bit more than Benson at $15 million over the next two years. Nix would probably be moved in another deal for relief help (to Florida for Ron Villone?). Dominguez could turn into a setup man if that's how the Mets elect to use him. Dec. 8 - 12:56 am et

[Morrison8312]

Benson in Arlington

[BravesGuy]

Benson

[RocketsDWM]

Anna better start packing. I wonder if she will do well pitching in that ballpark

[Madison]

I don't care if Anna Benson becomes my personal sex slave as part of the deal, the Rangers had better not do that trade!!!!!!!!

That's just downright awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!