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Postby Pogotheostrich » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:28 pm

Plot Outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who's a witness in protective custody, let loose a crate full of deadly snakes.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
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Postby logan » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:34 pm

that has to be straight to video. that's quite possibly the worst idea i've ever heard. actually his next 8 movies he is involved with look like they are all going to be bombs. he used to be one of the best actors before he became a parody of himslef.
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Postby WickedSmaat » Wed Dec 07, 2005 2:36 pm

OH MY!! A CRATE FULL OF SNAKES!! RUUUN!!!
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Postby chris8 » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:04 pm

logan wrote:that has to be straight to video. that's quite possibly the worst idea i've ever heard. actually his next 8 movies he is involved with look like they are all going to be bombs. he used to be one of the best actors before he became a parody of himslef.


Also surely a candidate for worst film title ever!
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Postby chadlincoln » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:18 pm

WickedSmaat wrote:OH MY!! A CRATE FULL OF SNAKES!! RUUUN!!!
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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Postby luckygehrig » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:57 pm

I don't know which is worse. The fact that Samuel J. would do a movie like this, or that this movie was ever even made. Hollywood is seriously running short of ideas. [sarcasm] The movie title is fantastic, "Snakes on a Plane", how original.[/sarcasm]
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:58 pm

Are you kidding me? How can they make this into a full-lenth movie? It sounds like an episode of CSI: Snakes on a Plane.
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:03 pm

If you think Sankes on a Plane looks bad, try "Afrosamurai"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0473328/
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Postby luckygehrig » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:18 pm

Fantastic. Looks like I'm not going to the movies anytime in the future. WTH happened to all the good stuff coming out of Hollywood?
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Dec 07, 2005 4:22 pm

luckygehrig wrote:Fantastic. Looks like I'm not going to the movies anytime in the future. WTH happened to all the good stuff coming out of Hollywood?


When was the last time there was good stuff coming out of hollywood?

Over the past 10 years, at least, 90% of all movies made per year are virtually unwatchable.
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