carl everett likely go to to M's

[denvermax]

From Rotoworld:

Carl Everett is likely to sign with the Mariners, according to USA Today's Bob Nightengale.

So this is the power left handed hitter the Mariners are going to acquire? Another typical M's move.

[Holy Hand Grenade]

Although he doesn't believe in dinosaurs, I hope Carl believes in last place.

Man, there are a lot of jokes you can make here. How about:

"This will be quite a change for him. He's used to beating his children and now he'll be the one getting beaten."

Really, just a ton of jokes waiting to happen.