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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:10 pm

Did any of you guys hear this little blurb yet? Apparently AJ Pierzynski is working with TNA wrestling for some kind of ridiculous project where he will "manage" 3 wrestlers- Chris Sabin, AJ Styles, and Sonjay Dutt in a group wrestling match next week.

Of course when the upcoming event was promoted on TNA wrestling last week, AJ and his wrestling cronies broke into a huge mock-battle in the ring against their upcoming opponents. USA Today says Pierz slammed some fool to the mat before security broke up the "fight".

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http://www.tnawrestling.com/news/fullnews2.php?all=341


The part I find funniest about the whole thing is Pierz's quote about being a wrestling manager- "Being on Oprah was about as good as it gets, but this is right up there" :-b

Boy I wish I could be on Oprah.. ;-7
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Postby ironman » Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:16 pm

A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?
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Postby Holy Hand Grenade » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:00 pm

ironman wrote:A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?


Here's my list. Perhaps we can forward it to AJ:

1. End Crime and Injustice
2. Bowl a perfect game
3. See Stevie Nicks naked CHECK CHECK CHECK
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Postby luckygehrig » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:01 pm

ironman wrote:A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?

You forgot one:
Alienate yourself from your entire pitching staff and piss off everyone in the clubhouse (San Francisco). CHECK
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:13 pm

My entire list would probably ahve to do with boobs
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Postby Madison » Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:51 pm

Holy Hand Grenade wrote:2. Bowl a perfect gameCHECK!


Even my wife has done that. ;-D
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Postby pokerplaya » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:44 pm

Madison wrote:
Holy Hand Grenade wrote:2. Bowl a perfect gameCHECK!


Even my wife has done that. ;-D


Really??

I can't even fathom coming close to a perfect game. I'm no pro bowler by any means, but I hold my own with about a 160 average. My highest game, however, was only a 236 and I can't imagine getting much higher.

I assume you've bowled a few yourself?
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Dec 06, 2005 8:46 pm

pokerplaya wrote:
Madison wrote:
Holy Hand Grenade wrote:2. Bowl a perfect gameCHECK!


Even my wife has done that. ;-D


Really??

I can't even fathom coming close to a perfect game. I'm no pro bowler by any means, but I hold my own with about a 160 average. My highest game, however, was only a 236 and I can't imagine getting much higher.

I assume you've bowled a few yourself?


pffft I've gotten pretty close and I'm only in high school. Sunday night I had the first 8 before throwing a perfect shot and leaving a solid 7 :-/ And a tenpin in the 10th when it didn't matter anymore
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Postby Half Massed » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:18 pm

Holy Hand Grenade wrote:
ironman wrote:A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?


Here's my list. Perhaps we can forward it to AJ:

1. End Crime and Injustice
2. Bowl a perfect game
3. See Stevie Nicks naked CHECK CHECK CHECK


:-D :-b
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Postby Red Stripe » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:20 pm

acsguitar wrote:My entire list would probably ahve to do with boobs


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