Pierzynski is such a flipping doofus

[Simulacrum]

Did any of you guys hear this little blurb yet? Apparently AJ Pierzynski is working with TNA wrestling for some kind of ridiculous project where he will "manage" 3 wrestlers- Chris Sabin, AJ Styles, and Sonjay Dutt in a group wrestling match next week.

Of course when the upcoming event was promoted on TNA wrestling last week, AJ and his wrestling cronies broke into a huge mock-battle in the ring against their upcoming opponents. USA Today says Pierz slammed some fool to the mat before security broke up the "fight".

Link-

http://www.tnawrestling.com/news/fullnews2.php?all=341


The part I find funniest about the whole thing is Pierz's quote about being a wrestling manager- "Being on Oprah was about as good as it gets, but this is right up there"

Boy I wish I could be on Oprah..

[ironman]

A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?

[Holy Hand Grenade]

A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?

Here's my list. Perhaps we can forward it to AJ:

1. End Crime and Injustice
2. Bowl a perfect game
3. See Stevie Nicks naked CHECK CHECK CHECK

[luckygehrig]

A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?

You forgot one:
Alienate yourself from your entire pitching staff and piss off everyone in the clubhouse (San Francisco). CHECK

[acsguitar]

My entire list would probably ahve to do with boobs

[Madison]

2. Bowl a perfect gameCHECK!

Even my wife has done that.

[pokerplaya]

2. Bowl a perfect gameCHECK!

Even my wife has done that.

Really??

I can't even fathom coming close to a perfect game. I'm no pro bowler by any means, but I hold my own with about a 160 average. My highest game, however, was only a 236 and I can't imagine getting much higher.

I assume you've bowled a few yourself?

[curious_george_43545]

2. Bowl a perfect gameCHECK!

Even my wife has done that.

Really??

I can't even fathom coming close to a perfect game. I'm no pro bowler by any means, but I hold my own with about a 160 average. My highest game, however, was only a 236 and I can't imagine getting much higher.

I assume you've bowled a few yourself?

pffft I've gotten pretty close and I'm only in high school. Sunday night I had the first 8 before throwing a perfect shot and leaving a solid 7 And a tenpin in the 10th when it didn't matter anymore

[Half Massed]

A.J.'s list of things to do before he dies.

1. Win a World Series. CHECK
2. Be on Oprah. CHECK
3. Manage a pro wrestling trio. CHECK

Sheesh, what's a guy to do now?

Here's my list. Perhaps we can forward it to AJ:

1. End Crime and Injustice
2. Bowl a perfect game
3. See Stevie Nicks naked CHECK CHECK CHECK

[Red Stripe]

My entire list would probably ahve to do with boobs

Not Surprised