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Postby wrveres » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:36 pm

Former Canadian Minister Of Defence
Asks Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings
On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

OTTAWA, CANADA
November 24, 2005
-- A former Canadian Minister of Defence and Deputy Prime Minister under Pierre Trudeau has joined forces with three Non-governmental organizations to ask the Parliament of Canada to hold public hearings on Exopolitics -- relations with “ETs.”

By “ETs,” Mr. Hellyer and these organizations mean ethical, advanced extraterrestrial civilizations that may now be visiting Earth.

On September 25, 2005, in a startling speech at the University of Toronto, Paul Hellyer, Canada’s Defence Minister from 1963-67 under Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Prime Minister Lester Pearson, publicly stated:

"UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

Hellyer revealed, "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defence, were never in-the-loop."

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide." ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D

Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation.
He said, "The time has come to lift the veil of secrecy, and let the truth emerge, so there can be a real and informed debate, about one of the most important problems facing our planet today."

“Time is on the side of open disclosure that there are ethical Extraterrestrial civilizations visiting Earth,” The spokesperson stated. “Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer war plans against ethical ET societies.”
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Postby logan » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:55 pm

:-?

WOW.
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Postby JTWood » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:02 pm

Aliens... I love it. Go America!

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Postby curious_george_43545 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 2:09 pm

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Postby Kingctb27 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:58 pm

Wow, that's pretty wired. 8-o :-?
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Postby wrveres » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:11 pm

For some reason, I can't get the image of Dubbya playing Space Invaders on an Atari 5200, out of my head :-o
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Postby Jivedude » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:03 pm

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Postby BaseballFann0008 » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:26 pm

Go USA!!!!!!
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Postby Jivedude » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:39 pm

wrveres wrote:For some reason, I can't get the image of Dubbya playing Space Invaders on an Atari 5200, out of my head :-o


Hmm yeah, get Matthew Broderick and we've got War Games 2!

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Bush: "Hell yeah! Time to nuke some terr'ists!*types Global Thermonukular War*
Computer: Does not compute."
Bush: "Damn it! ImageWhere's the damn spell checker on this thing?Image Bah screw it, I need a drink!Image
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Postby Madison » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:27 pm

What the...... :-S
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Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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