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Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:17 pm

AP wrote:FORT MYERS BEACH, Fla. - Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him, authorities said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. But one of the gun's prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, Chitwood said.

"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.

Miljour was treated at a hospital before being taken to the Lee County jail. He was charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.


That's gotta hurt. !+)

Not that he didn't deserve it... :-b
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Postby ironman » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:20 pm

If he was willing to subject himself to breaking glass while in the buff than he should be able to handle the brunt of a taser to the sack. :-b
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Postby WharfRat » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:25 pm

Oh sweet Jesus. :-{
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:37 pm

How'd you know this is my fetish!
I'm too lazy to make a sig at the moment
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:08 pm

I cant even imagine how much that would hurt.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:35 pm

8-o that would uh, suck
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:35 pm

Those cops have been waiting for years for the chance to zap a dude in the sack. Sure it was an accident! ;-)
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Postby bronxxbomber » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:16 pm

damn, no one deserves that
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Postby PlayingWithFire » Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:19 pm

bronxxbomber wrote:damn, no one deserves that


just imagine a shivering PWF...


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Postby StlSluggers » Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:07 pm

Chitwood... lol... :-b
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