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Postby kentx12 » Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:34 pm

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. On doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.

The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped the thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.

The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care." St. Peter replies, "You many enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."
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Postby go_jays_go » Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:49 pm

LMAO. :-B
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Postby JTWood » Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:13 pm

Cute... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:20 am

Health insurance jokes are fantastic. :-D Nice one! :-b
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby logan » Mon Nov 21, 2005 9:45 am

:-b ;-D
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Nov 21, 2005 10:02 am

Way to "stick it to the man."
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:12 pm

LOL. ;-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:47 pm

lol, not bad ;-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Mon Nov 21, 2005 6:55 pm

;-D LMAO.. :-D
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Postby ensanimal » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:01 pm

JTWood wrote:Cute... ;-D


hehe...good one ;-D
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