Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are like the A-Rod and Albert Pujols (respectively) of "Fantasy Skank."
Beav flash is like a grand slam, and I think they've both accomplished the feat twice in one game.
But like A-Rod, Hilton had a less-than-skanky year last year and Spears really kicked it up a notch.
In fact, Britney should probably win 2006's MVS.
Meanwhile, Aguilera is quietly--if not surprisingly--keeping her piercing to herself for once.
If you're a battery, you're either working or you're dead....