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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:37 pm

Coppermine wrote:
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curious_george_43545 wrote:I'd pretend to be homeless :-B :-°


hahah thats all we need a crack addicted monkey!

Anyways wouldn't all this crack smoking drive the homeless nutz and then they'd go on a killing spree?


I think the adverse side effect of crack is whoreness. Hense, "crackwhore."

That and having "crackbabies."


btw have you guys seen that Blind Date Crackwhore fake episode.. Google it its freaking hilarious!! Oh and for 17+ only of course.
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Postby Half Massed » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:48 pm

So the best way to help people who have most likely been forced to live on the street because all their money goes to fueling a deadly addiction is to give them more crack if they do our bidding?? :-?

That's basically saying "Well, they're pretty much a hopeless cause, so let's exploit them while we still can! Who cares if it'll makes them die faster, we'll be getting something out of it at least!"

This is terrible. :-t
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Postby acsguitar » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:51 pm

this thread "CRACKS" me up! hahahahahahahhahahahahahh
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:53 pm

The candidate also wants to move the homeless to a combined shelter and retraining center at the city dump.


Brillinat plan....give the homeless crack and put them in the city dump... :-P

this is a horrible plan.... :-/
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Postby WharfRat » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:30 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:
The candidate also wants to move the homeless to a combined shelter and retraining center at the city dump.


Brillinat plan....give the homeless crack and put them in the city dump... :-P

this is a horrible plan.... :-/


The more I think about the garbage dump part, the funnier it gets...

He says they could use the available materials to build things and get marketable skills.


LMAO :-D

How's that for a resume builder? "I can build things out of garbage." Genious! :-B :-B
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Postby pokerplaya » Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:32 pm

WharfRat wrote:
DieHardCubbie wrote:
The candidate also wants to move the homeless to a combined shelter and retraining center at the city dump.


Brillinat plan....give the homeless crack and put them in the city dump... :-P

this is a horrible plan.... :-/


The more I think about the garbage dump part, the funnier it gets...

He says they could use the available materials to build things and get marketable skills.


LMAO :-D

How's that for a resume builder? "I can build things out of garbage." Genious! :-B :-B


Considering the job market, this might be a step up for me. All I have is a B.A. in Politcal Science...not sure if that even qualifies me to build things out of trash... :-b
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Postby DK » Wed Nov 16, 2005 9:49 pm

OK, I'm moving to Kelowna. Unfortunately for the first two weeks or so I'll have to go living on the streets. :D
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Postby JTWood » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:22 pm

He'll probably be elected, too.

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Postby JTWood » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:24 pm

pokerplaya wrote:Considering the job market, this might be a step up for me. All I have is a B.A. in Politcal Science...not sure if that even qualifies me to build things out of trash... :-b

You're right. A PoliSci degree only qualifies you to shovel sh*t.


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Postby Madison » Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:12 am

What the???? 8-o

Nevermind. He's a Moron with a capital "M". :-t
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