I'm From St. Louis. Does That Turn You On?

[Kingctb27]

All that tells me is that its easy to get laid in St.Louis..


Giggity giggity giggity

Ha. Funny CHIT!

[Madison]

:-P

Guess I'll have to remember never to visit there.

I distinctly remember you telling me that you've been here before to visit the Bowling Hall of Fame.

When was the last time you were tested?

Hehehe.

I'm sure I'll visit again at some point, but I'll be extra careful while I'm there.

[warrick95]

:-P

Guess I'll have to remember never to visit there.

I distinctly remember you telling me that you've been here before to visit the Bowling Hall of Fame.

When was the last time you were tested?

Gonorrhea: Keeping married people from committing adultery with people they do not know.

[StlSluggers]

St. Louis continues to excel. This sort of consistent performance really is a once-in-a-lifetime achievement.

Although the number of sexually transmitted diseases is falling locally, St. Louis still ranks first in the U.S. for gonorrhea and chlamydia rates, according to an annual report released today by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
...
St. Louis, which since 2000 has consistently ranked in the top five for the diseases, tallied the highest rates of any county or independent city in the United States for the second straight year.

When the entire metropolitan area is included, the region ranks eighth in both gonorrhea and chlamydia infection rates among the largest cities in the country.

But it seems those of us in the suburbs are dragging down the city's performance.

We're sorry, city of St. Louis! We'll try harder in 2009!!

[bigh0rt]

But it seems those of us in the suburbs are dragging down the city's performance.

No thanks to you.

[Art Vandelay]

How does this affect where you would draft Pujols? I don't know if I can risk a top five pick on a guy who is that much more likely to miss time due to a burning sensation when he urinates.

[jlm53089]

I think this Braden Loopers fault

[AussieDodger]

St. Louis continues to excel. This sort of consistent performance really is a once-in-a-lifetime achievement.

Although the number of sexually transmitted diseases is falling locally, St. Louis still ranks first in the U.S. for gonorrhea and chlamydia rates, according to an annual report released today by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
...
St. Louis, which since 2000 has consistently ranked in the top five for the diseases, tallied the highest rates of any county or independent city in the United States for the second straight year.

When the entire metropolitan area is included, the region ranks eighth in both gonorrhea and chlamydia infection rates among the largest cities in the country.

But it seems those of us in the suburbs are dragging down the city's performance.

We're sorry, city of St. Louis! We'll try harder in 2009!!

So that's why La Russa is such a bad manager/douche - CROTCH ROT!
Finally an explanation!
He wears those dark glasses so no-one can see his eyes cross when he feels it coming on too, huh?