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Postby PlayingWithFire » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:35 pm

Heard this on TV(this story actually took 5 minutes in local news. KCTV5 sucks :-t )
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Postby Simulacrum » Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:59 pm

Pacman wrote:Looks to me that this is a creative gimmick to try to get way more than market value (600K) for her house.

Throwing herself into the deal - in a NON-BINDING attachment - is the gimmick here.


My guess is if some schmo actually comes up with the $600 large, she'll pocket the NICE profit... and be gone.


She gets points for originality though.


Hadn't thought of that, but it makes a lot more sense that way. :-?
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Postby acsguitar » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:21 pm

logan wrote:shame acs is already taken. they are so close and she definitely has an attribute he enjoys . ;-)

that's an incredibly odd idea.


Hey she lives like 5 minutes down the street! hahahaha...

How much is she per hour? Can I rent month to month?
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:32 pm

acsguitar wrote:How much is she per hour? Can I rent month to month?


LMAO.... ;-D

This seems a little backwards to me...I thought you had to pay your wife after the divorce...not before the marriage... :-?

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Postby acsguitar » Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:19 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:
acsguitar wrote:How much is she per hour? Can I rent month to month?


LMAO.... ;-D

This seems a little backwards to me...I thought you had to pay your wife after the divorce...not before the marriage... :-?

:-b


I'll sign a 12 month lease but I may have to sublet to some of my buddies or someone on craigslist
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Postby LooseCannon » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:18 pm

acsguitar wrote:
DieHardCubbie wrote:
acsguitar wrote:How much is she per hour? Can I rent month to month?


LMAO.... ;-D

This seems a little backwards to me...I thought you had to pay your wife after the divorce...not before the marriage... :-?

:-b


I'll sign a 12 month lease but I may have to sublet to some of my buddies or someone on craigslist



:-D ...

That is one Crazy lady
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Postby raiders_umpire » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:00 pm

very strange way to sell a house, but if it works ;-D ;-D
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Postby slomo007 » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:35 pm

Being that this was so strange....I decided to look around some more.

Want to buy a house, with a turd?








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Postby pokerplaya » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:36 pm

Dead link?? :-?
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Postby slomo007 » Sat Nov 05, 2005 10:39 pm

pokerplaya wrote:Dead link?? :-?


I guess the joke was a little too subtle. I dearly hope there is not a site like that. O:-)
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