A broken heart never heals

[j_d_mcnugent]

But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.

This was my favorite part. I hope one day to be able to use a similar line.

someone i used to know in college would tell people, 'some day i will have a son, and you will have a daughter, and my son will nail your daughter, then probably your wife.'

[acsguitar]

But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.

This was my favorite part. I hope one day to be able to use a similar line.

someone i used to know in college would tell people, 'some day i will have a son, and you will have a daughter, and my son will nail your daughter, then probably your wife.'

That would be funny

[Half Massed]

When I was reading her letter, all's I could think of was just taking a large middle finger and pointing it directly at her. His response was great. It would have been funny if he had written her back all "Sarah who?" though...

[Madison]

Oh man, I'm laughing so hard I've got tears running down my face. Thanks for posting that Danny!