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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:04 pm

dannyolbb wrote:
But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.


This was my favorite part. I hope one day to be able to use a similar line.


someone i used to know in college would tell people, 'some day i will have a son, and you will have a daughter, and my son will nail your daughter, then probably your wife.'
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:18 pm

j_d_mcnugent wrote:
dannyolbb wrote:
But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.


This was my favorite part. I hope one day to be able to use a similar line.


someone i used to know in college would tell people, 'some day i will have a son, and you will have a daughter, and my son will nail your daughter, then probably your wife.'


That would be funny
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Postby Half Massed » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:23 am

When I was reading her letter, all's I could think of was just taking a large middle finger and pointing it directly at her. His response was great. It would have been funny if he had written her back all "Sarah who?" though...
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Postby Madison » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:25 am

Oh man, I'm laughing so hard I've got tears running down my face. Thanks for posting that Danny! :-b :-b :-b :-b :-b
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