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Postby HiddenIdentity » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:30 am

acsguitar wrote:
Coppermine wrote:Comedy Central has a show called "Mind of Mencia." It's horrible. He points out fairly obvious observations that have been joked about 10 years ago.

So last night he says "I hate stupid people and stupid things. Like, hooked oh phonics is a program that helps you learn to read by recognizing letters. And the phone number is 1-800-ABCDEFG"

About 10 people laugh.

"Ah, i see some of you aren't laughing. That's because you're stupid and don't get it... the number is ABCDEFG stupid! You can't read. Get it?"

Oh man, it was a sad performance, and they even put it on television. Anyone else catch this lousy show?

Sorry, i know it's off topic, but the illiteracy thing made me think of it.


Yea that shows terrible...

its basically one of those: White people dance like this, and black people dance like this, but us mexicans don't dance heheheheheheh....Its like WTF are you talking about?

Anyways yea that joke he told was pretty awful.


I actually love that show. ;-D
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Postby Madison » Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:27 am

You know a bunch of team owners who hired that guy are kicking themselves right now since they could have paid him a whole lot less, since he couldn't read the contract.


Hehehehehe. :-b
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Postby Mookie4ever » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:26 am

Madison wrote:You know a bunch of team owners who hired that guy are kicking themselves right now since they could have paid him a whole lot less, since he couldn't read the contract.


Hehehehehe. :-b


Not true. Jacques was very good with numbers :-D

Jacques was a great coach, an excellent speaker and communicator and knows the game very well. He won coach of the year in 1987 and 1988 and won a Stanley Cup with the Canadiens.

It's just a game after all. Why should you have to read to coach?
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