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Postby chadlincoln » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:15 pm

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Postby acsguitar » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:20 pm

Pretty interesting.
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Postby pokerplaya » Thu Nov 03, 2005 3:36 pm

Wow. That is pretty amazing.
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:37 pm

Comedy Central has a show called "Mind of Mencia." It's horrible. He points out fairly obvious observations that have been joked about 10 years ago.

So last night he says "I hate stupid people and stupid things. Like, hooked oh phonics is a program that helps you learn to read by recognizing letters. And the phone number is 1-800-ABCDEFG"

About 10 people laugh.

"Ah, i see some of you aren't laughing. That's because you're stupid and don't get it... the number is ABCDEFG stupid! You can't read. Get it?"

Oh man, it was a sad performance, and they even put it on television. Anyone else catch this lousy show?

Sorry, i know it's off topic, but the illiteracy thing made me think of it.
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Postby go_jays_go » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:02 pm

Yeah, thats real interesting.
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Postby acsguitar » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:13 pm

Coppermine wrote:Comedy Central has a show called "Mind of Mencia." It's horrible. He points out fairly obvious observations that have been joked about 10 years ago.

So last night he says "I hate stupid people and stupid things. Like, hooked oh phonics is a program that helps you learn to read by recognizing letters. And the phone number is 1-800-ABCDEFG"

About 10 people laugh.

"Ah, i see some of you aren't laughing. That's because you're stupid and don't get it... the number is ABCDEFG stupid! You can't read. Get it?"

Oh man, it was a sad performance, and they even put it on television. Anyone else catch this lousy show?

Sorry, i know it's off topic, but the illiteracy thing made me think of it.


Yea that shows terrible...

its basically one of those: White people dance like this, and black people dance like this, but us mexicans don't dance heheheheheheh....Its like WTF are you talking about?

Anyways yea that joke he told was pretty awful.
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Postby RugbyD » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:28 pm

The article made no mention of whether or not he plans to learn now that it has taken him several decades to grow a pair. If he has no plans to learn, then his announcement is nothing more than a pathetic pity plea. Hopefully he has higher aspirations.
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:32 pm

find me one person who can read french! :-b

can't blame the guy. ;-7
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Postby Phatferd » Thu Nov 03, 2005 8:24 pm

How do you go through life not knowing how to read? Seriously I don't know how I could get by.
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Postby Half Massed » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:26 am

Of course he can't read, why do you think he chose to coach hockey?

Ah, sorry, I couldn't resist that one.
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