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Postby WharfRat » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:20 pm

This made me crack up. :-D

If I'd ever actually bought leather pants, I'd feel the same.
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Postby logan » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:30 pm

that's great. ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:32 pm

That was hillarious. This part is what cracked me up.


I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.

These were not cheap leather pants. They are Donna Karan leather pants. They’re for men. Brave men, I would think. Perhaps tattooed, pierced men. In fact, I’ll go so far as to say you either have to be very tough, very gay, or very famous to wear these pants and get away with it.



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Postby go_jays_go » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:36 pm

Nice find. ;-D

I wonder who won the bet. :-? :-B
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Postby bigh0rt » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:47 pm

Absolutely hysterical.
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Postby chadlincoln » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:47 pm

bigh0rt wrote:Absolutely hysterical.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:14 pm

That was very funny.

From experience I can tell you that leather pants are very difficult to take off. For this reason I switched to chaps.
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Postby LooseCannon » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:19 pm

That is a great description ;-D

Someone, somewhere, will look great in these pants. I’m hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl you’re trying to bed.

Please buy these leather pants.
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Postby Coppermine » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:36 pm

Unbelievable!

I once dated a girl who tried to get me to buy leather pants.

Luckily, I avoided that horrible situation
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Wed Nov 02, 2005 9:43 pm

that was great ;-D
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