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Postby Madison » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:35 am

On a hot blistering summer day, a redneck cowboy comes riding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer.

About 20 minutes later a policeman comes into the bar and asks who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy said that it was his.

The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat."

The redneck cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat, he's cool cause I got'im tied under the shade of the tree."

The policeman says, "No! you don't understand; your dog needs to be bred."

"No way", the redneck cowboys says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin".

Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! you don't seem to
understand, your dog wants to have sex!"

The redneck cowboy looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!"


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Postby Half Massed » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:42 am

Heh, rednecks. :-b
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Postby prodpaul » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:46 am

Nice one Madison.
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Postby logan » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:20 am

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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:23 am

Heh, Redneck jokes will never get old. ;-D
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Postby 3 run homer » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:32 am

That was good one ;-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:20 pm

muy excelante ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:22 pm

Funny.. ;-D
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:51 pm

Nice one!
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:45 pm

Gotta love a good beastiality joke ;-D ;-D
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