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Postby Madison » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:32 am

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the Seven Dwarfs, they get ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers,

"No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns
around and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back to face the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers,
"No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe."

This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?"

The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin
chanting......................
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"Dopey screwed a penguin!"

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"




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Postby Half Massed » Tue Nov 01, 2005 2:43 am

This is what happens when you give alcohol to the underage. Tsk tsk. :-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:26 am

Silly dopey! :-b

You're on a role Madison. ;-D
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Postby logan » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:06 am

good stuff :-b
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Postby blankman » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:09 am

totally unexpected :-b :-b
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Postby pokerplaya » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:18 pm

:-b
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:45 pm

don't you hate when that happens? :-b
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Postby chadlincoln » Tue Nov 01, 2005 4:54 pm

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Postby curious_george_43545 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:16 pm

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Postby kentx12 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:25 pm

That is great.. ;-D
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