The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men
fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger
and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you
The Lone Ranger replies,"I see millions of
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appear to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and
Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,
"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo
dung. Someone has stolen tent!"
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....