The Lone Ranger and Tonto

[Madison]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men
fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger
and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you
see?"
The Lone Ranger replies,"I see millions of
stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appear to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is
all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,

"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo
dung. Someone has stolen tent!"

[Half Massed]

Sweet, that made me chuckle

[prodpaul]

YES Madison! Way to go.

[logan]

i got a chortle

[Coppermine]

Can I second the chortle?

Brightened my morning at least.

[go_jays_go]

Haha, that was good.

[pokerplaya]

[raiders_umpire]

buffalo dung

[kentx12]

Another good one..

[acsguitar]

hahah one I can tell old people and they won't die! Awesome!