Friday Funnies

[prodpaul]

Little Late I know.

SIGNS YOU'RE WATCHING A CHEAP HORROR FILM .....from (Bruce Maiman)

- 40 people killed in the opening credits
- 40 people killed in the closing credits
- Soundtrack by Jewel. Whole audience dies.
- To save electricity, the killer makes chainsaw noises with his mouth.
- Mangled corpse in background keeps sneezing
- Filmed in something called "Out of Focus Sneezing"
- On side of monster you can read the word "Hasbro"
- To save money on fake blood and dummies, they actually killed people.
- "Monster" looks suspiciously like cardboard cutout of Elvira holding beer
- It's just a re-dubbed French government bicycle safety film.
- Same actor played all 27 parts, directed the film and sold you the popcorn
- Scenes of the witch are just file footage from Hillary campaigning for the Senate
- Sign in front of theater: "Please tip the serial killer."

[go_jays_go]

Soundtrack by Jewel. Whole audience dies.

Haha, I liked that one.

Great stuff as usual.

[raiders_umpire]

good one

[Madison]

- On side of monster you can read the word "Hasbro"

Lol!!!

Godzilla anyone?

[LooseCannon]

Same actor played all 27 parts, directed the film and sold you the popcorn

LMAO... Sweet List

[Half Massed]

Heh heh, nice list.

[Red Stripe]

[img]- Scenes of the witch are just file footage from Hillary campaigning for the Senate[/img]

Hehe

[Kingctb27]

Good List.