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Postby prodpaul » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:59 pm

Little Late I know.

SIGNS YOU'RE WATCHING A CHEAP HORROR FILM .....from (Bruce Maiman)

- 40 people killed in the opening credits
- 40 people killed in the closing credits
- Soundtrack by Jewel. Whole audience dies.
- To save electricity, the killer makes chainsaw noises with his mouth.
- Mangled corpse in background keeps sneezing
- Filmed in something called "Out of Focus Sneezing"
- On side of monster you can read the word "Hasbro"
- To save money on fake blood and dummies, they actually killed people.
- "Monster" looks suspiciously like cardboard cutout of Elvira holding beer
- It's just a re-dubbed French government bicycle safety film.
- Same actor played all 27 parts, directed the film and sold you the popcorn
- Scenes of the witch are just file footage from Hillary campaigning for the Senate
- Sign in front of theater: "Please tip the serial killer."
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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:38 pm

Soundtrack by Jewel. Whole audience dies.


Haha, I liked that one.

Great stuff as usual. ;-D
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Postby raiders_umpire » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:40 pm

good one ;-D
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Postby Madison » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:49 am

- On side of monster you can read the word "Hasbro"


Lol!!! :-b

Godzilla anyone? :-D
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Postby LooseCannon » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:58 am

Same actor played all 27 parts, directed the film and sold you the popcorn


LMAO... ;-D ;-D Sweet List
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Postby Half Massed » Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:22 pm

Heh heh, nice list. :-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:37 pm

[img]- Scenes of the witch are just file footage from Hillary campaigning for the Senate[/img]

Hehe ;-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sun Oct 30, 2005 12:01 am

Good List. ;-D
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