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Postby DK » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:11 pm

HiddenIdentity wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:Sorry, I don't need tequila to make the women's clothes fall off, all I need to do is flex and it works pretty well. Chuck Norris taught me the secrets.


I can make a girls clothes fall off just by looking at her. Vin Diesel taught me that.


Oh yeah? I can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris showed me how.
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Postby HiddenIdentity » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:35 pm

DK wrote:
HiddenIdentity wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:Sorry, I don't need tequila to make the women's clothes fall off, all I need to do is flex and it works pretty well. Chuck Norris taught me the secrets.


I can make a girls clothes fall off just by looking at her. Vin Diesel taught me that.


Oh yeah? I can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris showed me how.


Oh yeah? And I'm guessing Urkel taught you how to saw "make a woman climax."
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Postby Coppermine » Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:15 pm

DK wrote:
HiddenIdentity wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:Sorry, I don't need tequila to make the women's clothes fall off, all I need to do is flex and it works pretty well. Chuck Norris taught me the secrets.


I can make a girls clothes fall off just by looking at her. Vin Diesel taught me that.


Oh yeah? I can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris showed me how.


Booya? Wouldn't it have been Stuart Scott?
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Postby bronxxbomber » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:00 pm

DK wrote:
HiddenIdentity wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:Sorry, I don't need tequila to make the women's clothes fall off, all I need to do is flex and it works pretty well. Chuck Norris taught me the secrets.


I can make a girls clothes fall off just by looking at her. Vin Diesel taught me that.


Oh yeah? I can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris showed me how.

where's the love man? u gotta show me too :-b
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Postby Red Stripe » Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:17 pm

DK wrote:
HiddenIdentity wrote:
Red Stripe wrote:Sorry, I don't need tequila to make the women's clothes fall off, all I need to do is flex and it works pretty well. Chuck Norris taught me the secrets.


I can make a girls clothes fall off just by looking at her. Vin Diesel taught me that.


Oh yeah? I can make a woman climax just by pointing at her and saying "booya". Chuck Norris showed me how.


A pointless fact generator on the internet showed me that
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Postby Coppermine » Tue Nov 01, 2005 5:24 pm

I keep seeing this post and I keep wishing there was a picture in here of tequila and/or some girl's clothes falling off.

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Postby acsguitar » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:53 pm

Coppermine wrote:I keep seeing this post and I keep wishing there was a picture in here of tequila and/or some girl's clothes falling off.

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