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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:16 am

Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, two Brazilian soldiers were killed."

Oh, no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion and nervously watch as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Postby theclefe » Thu Oct 27, 2005 10:18 am

How can he not know how many that is?


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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:05 am

theclefe wrote:How can he not know how many that is?


:-o


This is a joke, generally told as a blonde joke when she reads the paper to find out X Brazilians were killed doing whatever. ;-)

Still, pretty funny. ;-D
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:35 pm

what a great joke!

Ive got to pass this one on - thanks. ;-D
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Postby WharfRat » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:37 pm

LMAO...good one. ;-D ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Thu Oct 27, 2005 3:46 pm

Mookie is really going to try and test the lifting of the no politics ban eh ...

after his "rope" comments yesterday ... I am not surprised ..

funny joke, but I am not biting. :-)
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:04 pm

I'm going to go waaaaaaaaaaaay out on a limb here and guess that wrveres is a conservative.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Re: White House meeting

Postby chadlincoln » Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:07 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Donald Rumsfeld is giving President Bush his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, two Brazilian soldiers were killed."

Oh, no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion and nervously watch as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:45 pm

;-D That goofy Bush
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Postby Half Massed » Thu Oct 27, 2005 6:51 pm

Heh heh, nice. I chuckled at that one. :-D
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