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by ironman » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:27 pm 
Quotes
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
"My parents won't let me use scissors."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
"I'm Idaho."
"I bent my wookie."
Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!"
"I dress myself!"
"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."
"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
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Martin Prince
Quotes
"Although I'm sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my busmates, I must remind you we should have been at school ten minutes ago."
"The common box-kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string!"
