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BSSC Round 1 - Ralph Wiggum vs. Martin Prince

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Ralph or Martin?

Poll ended at Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:27 pm

Ralph Wiggum
27
96%
Martin Prince
1
4%
 
Total votes : 28

BSSC Round 1 - Ralph Wiggum vs. Martin Prince

Postby ironman » Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:27 pm

Ralph Wiggum

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"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

"My parents won't let me use scissors."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

"I'm Idaho."

"I bent my wookie."

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

"Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!"

"I dress myself!"

"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."
"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty."
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

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Martin Prince

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"Although I'm sure I will receive a severe wedgie from my busmates, I must remind you we should have been at school ten minutes ago."

"The common box-kite was originally used as a means of drying wet string!"
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Postby prodpaul » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:20 pm

I vote for Ralph! ;-D
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Postby go_jays_go » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:21 pm

Ralph just ate his glue. I'm voting for him. :-b
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:37 pm

You missed the best Ralph quote ever!

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Oh man, Ralph all the way.
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Postby ironman » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:40 pm

Coppermine wrote:You missed the best Ralph quote ever!

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Oh man, Ralph all the way.


There were too many to count, unlike Martin quotes.
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Postby Coppermine » Mon Oct 24, 2005 1:43 pm

Hence the reason Ralph rules.
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Postby pokerplaya » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:15 pm

Gotta be Ralph...
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Postby logan » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:16 pm

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Postby RugbyD » Mon Oct 24, 2005 2:58 pm

who voted for Martin? reveal yourself and be expelled!!!!
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Postby StlSluggers » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:08 pm

RugbyD wrote:who voted for Martin? reveal yourself and be expelled!!!!

:-b ;-D
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