BSSC Round 1 - Krusty the Clown vs. Sea Captain

[ironman]

Krusty the Clown



Quotes

KRUSTY: Don't blame me! It's the percadan. If you ask me, that stuff rots your brain ... And now a word from our new sponsor ... Percadan, oh crap!

KRUSTY: Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whos-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt.

BART: The Krusty I know didn't get where he is today by giving up!
KRUSTY: No, I got where I am today by naming names in the '50s.

MRS. FLANDERS: "We're not talking about love, we're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"
KRUSTY: "Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!"

[At an emergency broadcasting studio, after Sideshow Bob has threatened to destroy all television]: "Itchy and Scratchy couldn't be here today, so we have, erm... the Stingy and Battery show! With... former President Ike Eisenhower! 'Let's-get-busy!'"

[During an 'adult' stand-up performance] "Let's talk about herpes! Herpes, boberpies, banana-fanna-fo-ferbes, herpes!"

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Captain McAllister



Quotes

McAllister: "Arr, 90 Sea Chantees on 3 compact disks. (singing) Blow the man down, blow the man down. Row, row, row your boat! In the Navy, come on and join your fellow man." "Act now and get a bonus CD: Hornpipe Fever. Arr!"

McAllister: "Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch, when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man.
Homer: "Hey!"
McAllister: "So I says to me bostens, 'batten down the missenmast, Matees.'"
Hutz: "Captain McAllister, isn't it a fact that you're not a real captain?"
McAllister: (lowers his head in shame) "Aye."

[Fighting a giant squid with a harpoon]
McAllister: "Arr, squiddy, I got nothin' against ya. I just heard there was gold in yer belly. Ha ha Harr, Harr Harr."

McAllister: "Arr, here be a fine vessel, the yarest river goin' boat thar be."
Homer: "I'll take it!"
(the boat sinks)
McAllister: (sadly) "Arr, I don't know what I'm doin'."

[Manning a lighthouse]
Man: "I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea."
McAllister: "Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'."
(a boat crashes in the distance)
McAllister: "Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it."

[prodpaul]

Krusty!

[go_jays_go]

The Sea Captain is good, but Krusty is a klassic

[ironman]

It looks like I'll be the lone voter for Sea Captain. He's one of my favorites. I once heard that his character was created by Conan O'Brian because he thought it would be funny to put a sea captain in the middle of town saying nautical phrases.

[Coppermine]

Again...

Krusty = Secondary Character
Capt. McAllister = Tertiary Character

It should have been the captain vs. prof. fink and Barney vs. Krusty.

[pokerplaya]

Krusty, not much of a competition here...

[logan]

It looks like I'll be the lone voter for Sea Captain. He's one of my favorites. I once heard that his character was created by Conan O'Brian because he thought it would be funny to put a sea captain in the middle of town saying nautical phrases.

make it two for the capn'.

[daullaz]

Krusty for sure, although the Sea Captain had some pretty hilarious moments himself. I think my favorite Sea Captain moment was the time he gave young Homer a lift to the girls camp to see young Marge. Y'ar. Krusty has given me so many more things to laugh at though, so I had to go with him. Remember Krusty-O's?

[curious_george_43545]

I'll go with the Sea Captain

[Kingctb27]

Good Ole Krusty.