StlSluggers wrote:bigh0rt wrote:Vin Diesel once impregnated Aella, the Queen of the Amazons. She had twins, who were seperated at birth and kept secret. One grew up in the Gobi desert and was raised by nomads. The other grew up to be Mr. Clean. To this day they do not know about each other.
Or how about, "Vin Diesel is Luke Skywalker's father."
Is that on the site?
I'm not sure if they have that, but I did see "Chuck Norris stole the cookies from the cookie jar." on the other page. I'm sure they have a bunch of one liners like that for both Diesel and Norris.
I thought this one was funny:
"Vin Diesel invented the hammer so he would have something to club baby seals with."