...and now a random fact about Vin Diesel

[MMoNeY24]

Vin Diesel once impregnated Aella, the Queen of the Amazons. She had twins, who were seperated at birth and kept secret. One grew up in the Gobi desert and was raised by nomads. The other grew up to be Mr. Clean. To this day they do not know about each other.

Or how about, "Vin Diesel is Luke Skywalker's father."

Is that on the site?

I'm not sure if they have that, but I did see "Chuck Norris stole the cookies from the cookie jar." on the other page. I'm sure they have a bunch of one liners like that for both Diesel and Norris.

I thought this one was funny:

"Vin Diesel invented the hammer so he would have something to club baby seals with."

[StlSluggers]

I was trying to come up with one for Diesel and fantasy sports. Something like:

"The best pick in a fantasy football draft is Vin Diesel. Drafting Vin Diesel gives you the best QB, RB, TE, WR, and defense all at once. Vin Diesel refuses to be counted as a kicker, though, because 'kickers are p******.'"

Okay, I'm not comedically talented, so someone is going to have to take my idea and actually make it funny.

[nsulham]

This Vin Diesel/Chuck Norris stuff reminds me of Bill Brasky, that son of a *****.

[Half Massed]

Opening old wounds are we?

Well, while we're at it:
"Vin Diesel actually did Dallas."

The one-liners are always the best in my book.

[bronxxbomber]

Vin Diesel once impregnated Aella, the Queen of the Amazons. She had twins, who were seperated at birth and kept secret. One grew up in the Gobi desert and was raised by nomads. The other grew up to be Mr. Clean. To this day they do not know about each other.

Or how about, "Vin Diesel is Luke Skywalker's father."

Is that on the site?

I'm not sure if they have that, but I did see "Chuck Norris stole the cookies from the cookie jar." on the other page. I'm sure they have a bunch of one liners like that for both Diesel and Norris.

I thought this one was funny:

"Vin Diesel invented the hammer so he would have something to club baby seals with."

too funny

[Kingctb27]

Awesome, once again.

[bigken117]

It still hasn't gotten old to me

Peanuts are allergic to Vin Diesel.

If you take Chuck Norris and subtract the letters i, s, o, r, n, u, c, k, and h, then add the letters j, e, s, u, and s--in that order--you end up with Jesus.