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Postby prodpaul » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:03 am

THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHILE YOU'RE IN A COMA .....

- "Just put the ashtray on his stomach. He can't feel it."
- "If we dress him like a mummy and strap him to the tree it will scare the hell out of the trick-or-treaters!"
- "I guess it would be okay to take him to school for show and tell."
- "For the last time, your father is not a human dart board!"
- "Make a wish!"
- "I just need someone to practice my tattooing on."
- "So THAT'S what happens when you don't change the bed pan!"
- "Hey, look. a genuine Rolex!"
- "I suppose now is a good a time as any to come out of the closet."
- "You can have the big screen. He's not using it."
- "I'm just sticking around for the insurance money."
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Postby go_jays_go » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:24 am

"You can have the big screen. He's not using it."

Heh :-b
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:39 am

prodpaul wrote:- "I'm just sticking around for the insurance money."

Nice. :-D
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Postby Red Stripe » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:11 am

SaintsOfTheDiamond wrote:
prodpaul wrote:- "I'm just sticking around for the insurance money."

Nice. :-D


That's the one I liked the best too. ;-D
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:05 pm

prodpaul wrote:- "If we dress him like a mummy and strap him to the tree it will scare the hell out of the trick-or-treaters!"


I like this one. :-D
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:22 pm

;-D that was good
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Postby Madison » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:01 pm

- "I just need someone to practice my tattooing on."


That would be the scariest thing for me to hear. :-D

I have a tattoo and was very careful as to who I let do it. No, it's not anywhere strange, just on my shoulder, but I still researched the artist's other work (tons of artists actually) before I let him put mine on.

Hearing something like that in a coma would definitely bring me back in a hurry. Lol. :-b

Nice ones Prodpaul! ;-D
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Postby bigh0rt » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:13 pm

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Postby Half Massed » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:49 am

Very nice to hear at the end of a week. ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:40 am

Great post.. ;-D
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