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Postby Minor League Skilz » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:48 am

I am starting this topic as a little contest to find the most disturbed and twisted individuals making news in the world. Who knows maybe if there are enough submissions we can make it a poll.

All entries must be true. No BS internet rumors. It doesn't have to come from CNN but a source that at least appears credible.

Police reports and pictures would help but are not required.

And now for my first entry and the inspiration for this topic.
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Postby Minor League Skilz » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:49 am

Lock your dog houses. :-P

Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Dog
Oct 21 6:38 AM US/Eastern
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ONTARIO, Calif.


A man was arrested after neighbors reported seeing him sexually assaulting his family's 10-year-old female Rottweiler, police said.

Ubaldo Vasquez Huizar, 39, was arrested for investigation of two counts of sexual assault on an animal, according to a statement from Ontario police Detective David McBride.

Detectives learned of the alleged crimes after going to Huizar's home to notify him that he was required to register as a sex offender, the statement said. Huizar had been convicted last December of exposing himself to an 11-year-old girl, police said.

He also was wanted on an outstanding $10,000 drug warrant.

While at the home, police learned that Huizar was living in a large doghouse in the backyard, McBride's statement said.

Neighbors reported that he often slept naked in the doghouse with the family dog, Mayra, the statement said. They said they saw Huizar sexually assault the animal with a broom handle and his hand and heard the dog cry in pain when he was in the doghouse, the statement said.

Neighbors also reported seeing Huizar in his back yard dressed in a woman's bra and panties, dancing with a broom handle, police said.

Huizar was booked at the West Valley Detention Center, according to the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Web site.

The Inland Valley Humane Society took Mayra into protective custody, police said. The family might not get the dog back if Huizar is convicted of sexually assaulting it.

Studies have shown a link between abuse of animals and abuse of humans, said Martin Mersereau, manager of the domestic animal abuse division of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

"A large percentage of sexual abusers start out abusing animals," he said.

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Information from: Inland Valley Daily Bulletin

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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:30 am

What a FREAK! :-P
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri Oct 21, 2005 12:01 pm

Sweet Jesus. I wonder what kind of drugs he was on. I don't think I've heard of anyone that weird since that thread about the guy being "perforated" by the horse. :-*
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Postby bigh0rt » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:00 pm

:-P Yuck.
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:08 pm

That's hard to top man. I have one though...

Los Angeles has become the U.S. epicenter for surgery for women seeking to "firm up" their genitals, with Dr. David Matlock the leading practitioner of "vaginal rejuvenation," according to a dispatch in Toronto's Globe and Mail in August. Much of the impetus comes from patients' (or their husbands' or boyfriends') desire for vulvas as trim and youthful as those of actresses in porno movies. The phenomenon first appeared in December 1988 when a Dayton, Ohio, gynecologist was accused of surgically tightening a woman's vagina without her consent (at the behest of her husband during surgery for another condition). The doctor, James C. Burt, who wrote an early book on the subject, "The Surgery of Love," eventually lost his license and a $5 million malpractice verdict. [Globe and Mail, 8-13-05; New York Times, 12-11-88, 6-22-91]
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Postby StlSluggers » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:15 pm

Los Angeles has become the U.S. epicenter for surgery for women seeking to "firm up" their genitals... The phenomenon first appeared in December 1988 when a Dayton, Ohio, gynecologist was accused of surgically tightening a woman's vagina without her consent (at the behest of her husband during surgery for another condition).

He did what without her permission!?!

8-o

You know there's more to that story, right? First of all, what was the "other condition" that he was working on that would have allowed him access to that area? Second, he lost the suit and his license, but you know she divorced her husband, too. Then, she took her money and her newly-presentable privates out to the clubs and got her a young man to keep her happy until she dies.

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Postby Coppermine » Fri Oct 21, 2005 1:19 pm

StlSluggers wrote:Then, she took her money and her newly-presentable privates out to the clubs and got her a young man to keep her happy until she dies.
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LOL ;-D ;-D

My thoughts exactly. So basically, she not only made a ton of money cash, but probably went onto a lucrative career in the porn industry.


Personal side anecdote to this story. Warning though, it's a little offensive, but only in a gross sort of way.

Speaking of "firming up" female genitals, I had a roommate who had a name for those females who require said procedure.

He called them "manta rays."

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Postby Minor League Skilz » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:53 pm

Coppermine wrote:That's hard to top man. I have one though...

Los Angeles has become the U.S. epicenter for surgery for women seeking to "firm up" their genitals, with Dr. David Matlock the leading practitioner of "vaginal rejuvenation," according to a dispatch in Toronto's Globe and Mail in August. Much of the impetus comes from patients' (or their husbands' or boyfriends') desire for vulvas as trim and youthful as those of actresses in porno movies. The phenomenon first appeared in December 1988 when a Dayton, Ohio, gynecologist was accused of surgically tightening a woman's vagina without her consent (at the behest of her husband during surgery for another condition). The doctor, James C. Burt, who wrote an early book on the subject, "The Surgery of Love," eventually lost his license and a $5 million malpractice verdict. [Globe and Mail, 8-13-05; New York Times, 12-11-88, 6-22-91]


"Vaginal Rejuvination" will be the name of a band in a month! :-D
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Postby Coppermine » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:57 pm

Vaginal Rejuvinazation

On their CD, entitled "Lord of Labia" VR discusses some profound topics ranging from love and loss, to healing and growth, to drastic reconstructive genital surgery.
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