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Larry Bird sends idiot to jail for 3 extra years.

Postby Pogotheostrich » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:21 pm

OKLAHOMA CITY -- A man got a prison term longer than prosecutors and defense attorneys had agreed to because of Larry Bird.

The lawyers reached a plea agreement Tuesday for a 30-year term for a man accused of shooting with an intent to kill and robbery. But Eric James Torpy wanted his prison term to match Bird's jersey number 33.

"He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said Wednesday. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be.

"I've never seen anything like this in 26 years in the courthouse. But, I know the DA is happy about it."

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Postby pokerplaya » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:28 pm

:-b

That's about all I could muster.
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Postby Simulacrum » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:34 pm

What the....

Yeah, I'm pretty speechless too.
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:57 pm

Geez, what a moron.

I'd just give him life on charges of extreme stupidity.
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Postby logan » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:08 pm

wouldn't you try to bargin down to maybe a jordan level? :-°
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:13 pm

If he was smart, he'd try to get a Robert Parrish senetence.




Parish wore 00.
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Postby Coppermine » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:14 pm

AND he played for the Celtics.
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Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:33 pm

8-o what a complete idiot
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Postby StlSluggers » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:39 pm

What's this? Stupid criminals getting longer - not shorter - punishments because of their very stupidity???

Ahh... There it was. For a brief moment, all was right with the world.

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Postby blankman » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:27 pm

:-b :-b :-b :-b
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