Oswalt or Peavy?

[Drunken Rhino]

Did anyone else hear Oswalt's post game press conference yesterday?

Listening to that made me think, who's the bigger hick, Oswalt or Peavy?

[baseball6791]

I thought this was going to be a thread comparing them as pitchers not hicks

[davidmarver]

Peavy's not that hick...

he does a Chevy Avalanche and Hummer commercial.

[San D]

That's like arguing which state has more rednecks, Mississippi (Oswalt's birthplace) or Alabama (Peavy's)?

Or whether the name Roy or Jake is used more on the Blue Collar Comedy Show?

[bronxxbomber]

:-b

That's like arguing which state has more rednecks, Mississippi (Oswalt's birthplace) or Alabama (Peavy's)?

Or whether the name Roy or Jake is used more on the Blue Collar Comedy Show?

Roy is definitely the name I see a hick with

[giants8307]

Peavy's not that hick...

he does a Chevy Avalanche and Hummer commercial.

Hicks do love their big automobiles...

[RAmst23]

This is perhaps, PERHAPS, the greatest thread ever. I'd go with Roy Oswalt, and here are my reasons.

Peavy will start to accept the Californian customs as his own, and start to drift away from hickdom. Roy Oswalt is in Houston, Texas. I see Oswalt's hick meter ticking upward for the next several years. Roy Oswalt wins.

[George_Foreman]

so wait, you like oswalt as a "hick keeper", but what about current value? who is the most hickish at the moment? i think i've got to go with peavy. it's just soooo hard to argue with 'bama in this category.

[BravesGuy]

Who's the bigger hick, Oswalt or Peavy?

whats wrong with being a hick? and how does one judge who is a bigger hick?

[daullaz]

In a redraft league, I would go with Peavy, as he is the more solid prodcuer across the board as a hick. He is, however, young and impressionable. So if you're in a keeper league, take the long-term hick security of Oswalt.